Why not to visit Bruges

.....Because it felt like somewhere you go if you can't think of anywhere else.
Because the shops were so ubiquitous I'm not even going to name them.
Because it's boring. Sorry Bruges. I'm from London so maybe shouldn't have gone - it wasn't as exciting as when I last visited.
When I was 11.
With my mother.
This time I was with my other.
Half.
Ha.

I'd had lots of brilliant suggestions for a week away in the UK, from Sue, where we could have taken Scooter too, but they were all so good that they were already booked up. That'll teach me.

But hotel: excellent
Room: exellent
TV: excellent
etc. etc.

So this isn't a complaint. Just an aide memoire to moi. Work harder (and probably pay less).