Visit to doctor

I went to the doctor this morning as I have a broken rib and it's very painful. I arrived at he new Maison de Santé at 11.30 to find just one person waiting. He went in, for 2 minutes, then I was called in by the doctor. A short farmer with black fingernails. I lifted my top for him to see and he backed away saying "Ooh la la" - really. Then scribbled something and told me to take 4 a day for a month. I went and got them from the pharmacist and was pleasantly surprised to see not only were the ingredients 500mg of paracetamol but 25mg of opium powder. I came home, took one and lay on the sofa still. For about 2 hours. Bliss.