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I think I may have joined the ranks of religious fanatics who see faces in a piece of toast:

 

or a woman on a distant planet:

Now this bit may sound morbid, but stay with me: How would you feel if you were recalled after a mammogram? Exactly. "It can't happen to me" etc. etc. And I too felt like that. But then the doctor showed me a photo of the inside of my breast, before drilling and hoovering out the contents (well that's what it felt like), which made it all a bit real. Anyway, a couple of days later I was staring in fascination at this purple/blue lump of flesh which was/is my right tit and realised I could see a FACE in the bruise! And that that face was either Hilary Clinton or Judi Dench!! Isn't that amazing? 

And when they'd finished hoovering me out, and I of course, still had my eyes averted, I heard one of them whisper "it was upside down". No idea what that meant. But they were taking ages to clear up, so I finally looked around and they were wiping down every piece of equipment, floor etc. And I gathered that the holding pen or whatever it was for the contents, had spilt/burst everywhere. I was very brave and merely said 'you've missed a bit', which didn't go down well...

Funny to think that it's not impossible that I might end up like one of these brave women:

To be continued....